Nackles – The Story (Page 1)

Did God create Men, or does Man create gods? I don’t know, and if it hadn’t been for my rotten brother-in-law the questions would never have come up.  My late brother-in-law? Nackles knows.

It all depends, you see, like the chicken and the egg, on which came first.  Did God exist before Man first thought of Him, or didn’t He?  If not, if Man creates his gods, then it follows that Man must create the devils, too.

Nearly every god, you know, has his corresponding devil.  Good and Evil.  The polytheistic ancients, prolific in the creation (?) of gods and goddesses, always worked up nearly enough Evil ones to cancel out the Good, but not quite.  The Greeks, those incredible supermen, combined Good and Evil in each of their gods.  In Zoroaster, Ahura Mazda, being Good is ranged forever against the Evil one, Ahriman.  And we ourselves know God and Satan.

Evil Santa Claus

Santa Claus can’t protect your from Nackles!

But of course it’s entirely possible I have nothing to worry about.  It all depends on whether Santa Claus is or is not a god.  He certainly seems like a god.  Consider: He is omniscient; he knows every action of every child, for good or evil. At least on Christmas Eve he is omnipresent, everywhere at once.  He administers justice tempered with mercy.  He is superhuman, or at least non-human, though conceived of as having a human shape.  He is aided by a corps of assistants who do not have completely human shapes.  He rewards Good and punishes Evil.  And, most important, he is believed in utterly by several million people, most of them under the age of ten.  Is there any qualification for godhood that Santa Claus does not possess?

And even the non-believers give him lip-service.  He has surely taken over Christmas; his effigy is everywhere, but where are the manger and the Christ child?  Retired rather forlornly to the nave. (Santa’s power is growing, too.  Slowly but surely he is usurping Chanukah as well.)

Santa Claus is a god.  He’s no less a god than Ahura Mazda, or Odin, or Zeus.  Think of the white beard, the chariot pulled through the air by a breed of annual which doesn’t ordinarily fly, the prayers (requests for gifts) which are annually mailed to him and which so baffle the Post Office, the specially-garbed priests in all the department stores.  And don’t gods reflect their creators’ society?  The Greeks had a huntress goddess, and gods of agriculture and war and love.  What else would we have but a god of giving, of merchandising, and of consumption?  Secondary gods of earlier times have been stout, but surely Santa Claus is the first fat primary god.

And wherever there is a god, mustn’t there sooner or later be a devil?

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